Quit looking at me like that

mightycontender:

I want everyone to know
I am not sad,

my mouth is full of noise
and my body full of broken things,

but I myself,
am not broken.

(via mariannapaige)

“Do you know how many calories are in that?”

“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”

(Source: keishaissooawesome, via forever90s)

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

(via asskim0)

profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

(via teacupinastorm)

imgonnariverdance:

easterberry-test:

fartgallery:

tugboatproceedless:

fartgallery:

is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked

*cough* now its your turn *cough*

taking off my glove flap

A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous.  Allow me to raise you…

a full glove.

Tag your porn people

(via teacupinastorm)