sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
(via asskim0)
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school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
(via teacupinastorm)
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for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
(via ruinedchildhood)
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is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked
*cough* now its your turn *cough*
taking off my glove flap
A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you…
a full glove.
Tag your porn people
(via teacupinastorm)
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
(via forever90s)
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that cat wears eyeliner better than me
that cat is more attractive than me in general
(Source: iyrotyan, via beayutiful)
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Confessions is a public art project that invites people to anonymously share their confessions and see the confessions of the people around them in the heart of the Las Vegas strip.(Source: fredydecisive, via fever-moon)
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